Fitness Badge #5: Tell an adult member of your family about the bad effects smoking or chewing tobacco would have on your body.

Smoking makes your lungs look all burned up and gross. They give you a whole bunch of different types of cancers. Also, smoking makes your breath and clothes and hair really stinky!!Sometimes, if you're even that idiotic, some idiots will actually smoke more than one cigarette at a time!

Chewing tabacco is okay for lumberjacks, because they're used to that stuff because they sleep with bedbugs and mosquitoes and mice and swine. But if you're not a lumberjack, that means that if you're chewing tobacco, you're just plain idiotic because it can ruin your teeth SOOO much that eventually the minute that you put it into your mouth, they'll turn your teeth black or green or yellow.

Smoking smells can knock someone out, because it's smoke. The smoke is very toxic to everyone- not just the smoker. Have you ever heard that "Don't Pass Gas" commercial, where they're really just talking about cigarettes? That's true!

If you haven't seen them, here are the commercials: http://www.dontpassgas.com/psa.swf